1. Qus: Who is senior,
    PENIS or VAGINA.

    A:VAGINA
    b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!

  2. Q: Wats d definition of a ‘lesbian?’ A: Just another damn Woman…..
    tryin 2 do a man’s job!!!.
  3. “HONEYMOON”
    H-hawas mita do
    O-or chuso
    N-nanga karke
    E-ek hi jhatke mein
    Y-yeh gaya
    M-mar dala
    O-or dalo
    O-or tez
    N-ni..k..a.. l…g..a. y..a
  4. Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale
    gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat
    nahi hai, kal aayenge
  5. Ladki K Baap Ne Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha “Beta hamari Izzat Ab
    Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”
  6. On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?
    Jeeto: Dono.
    He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?
    Jeeto: Ji Hui.
    Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
    Jeeto: Ji.
    Santa: Yeh erect hai!
  7. Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai,
    Mil jaaye chodne ko to inkar kis ko hai,
    Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai . . .
  8. Aayi thi diwali,
    shuru Hui thand,
    sikudi thi chut,
    akade the lund

    Aa gai holi,
    chali gai thand,
    khul gayi chut,
    latak Gaye lund

  9. Modern medicines: Fucknostat, Sexprazole, Sucksproxyvon, Hugglofnac,
    Kisstopache, Spermicidin, Breastajin, Ejaculatomol, Vaginalgin, Penisciloc,
    Orgasmofen.
  10. Similarity between Viagra & Rail reservation counter? Both make you
    stand for 1 hour for a 2 minute job…