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7Jan/080

Sexy Adult SMS Messages

If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs between ur 2 legs don’t think u r a superman someone is F**king u Ah ohh ah ohh nahi nahi uff , nahi ah ah ah ah; plz dont nahi nahi nahi aaaah aah aah aah [...]

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7Jan/080

Hindi Adult SMS

Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration? A peach is a peach,a plum [...]

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7Jan/080

Urdu Adult SMS

4 facts mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do. doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain Amitabh bachan in KBC Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Option 1 [...]

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6Jan/080

Adult Funny SMS Messages

Are these your eyes, I found them between my breasts! Hello!Im a little alien called Kan.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb! I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.She teased me till i got an ERICKSON.sucked me till [...]

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6Jan/080

Adult sexy SMS Messages

When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose. Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, [...]

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6Jan/080

English Adult SMS Messages

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine! How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a [...]

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5Jan/080

Sexy SMS Messages

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts, who opens her heart receives love, who opens her legs receives happiness. A teacher asked “wot part of the body goes to heaven first?” A child replied “feet” – coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN! A [...]

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5Jan/080

Adult SMS Messages

I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day! Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too, then you my friend will be THE MAN!! A man wanted 2 get married, [...]

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5Jan/080

Funny Adult SMS Messages

Aandu, pandu & gandu teen dost hote hain. 1st aandu jo randiyoon ka chokidaar tha. 2nd pandu jo randiyoon ka dallal tha. or 3rd wo jo mera sms phadraha hai choos lo na chosnay k liya tu hai tum bhi chosva laina main bhi choos don ge plz plz plz plz chooslo yeh lolly pop [...]

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