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17Apr/080

Boys & Girls Cool SMS

Ladkiyon ke college main strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the.. Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya…HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO…. Girlfriend : will u love me after marriage also? Boyfriend : this depends on your husband,if he allows me, I will…… After a deep and passionate kiss the girl said: kiss me [...]

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5Feb/080

Happy Anniversary SMS

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives! That special day is here again The day we took our vows You’re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover I’m sending this bouquet of love To [...]

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10Jan/080

English Anniversary SMS

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband). Happy Wedding Anniversary How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you [...]

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8Jan/080

Funny Sexy SMS Messages

A woman married a one legged man. She wrote to her mother: “My husband only has ONE FOOT”. Her Mother replied: “You are lucky, your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES” how is sex related to maths?..add two person and a bed..substract cloths..divide the legs..multiply the strokes..and the result is satisfucktion..!aha!!! 1 bandariya ka 1 naya [...]

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7Jan/080

Sexy Adult SMS Messages

If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs between ur 2 legs don’t think u r a superman someone is F**king u Ah ohh ah ohh nahi nahi uff , nahi ah ah ah ah; plz dont nahi nahi nahi aaaah aah aah aah [...]

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6Jan/080

Adult sexy SMS Messages

When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose. Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, [...]

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5Jan/080

Cool SMS Messages

School- a place where papa pays & son plays life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur life so tht you can die rich nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree When I [...]

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