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9Jan/080

Adult Love SMS Messages

Love is a Gambling, Don’t play with it Guys get fun, Girls get blame 10 minutes of fun, 9 months of pain Then a baby comes out without any name. Enjoy it or think it before you do it. A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum A Kiss isn’t a Kiss without some tongue [...]

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8Jan/080

Adult Jokes SMS Messages

“Tendulker” Having Sex With “Malika” Malika:Tumhari LuLi par tu AIDS Likha Hai; Tendulker:MAA ki LORI KHARA tu hone de “ADDIDAS likha hai Sardar holding his wife’s boobs; “jay eh thoray sakht honde tenu bra di lor nai si” Wife holds his penis; “je eh thora vada honda menu teray pra de lor nai si” host [...]

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8Jan/080

Adult Sexy SMS Messages

MADAM said to a naughty boy! Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht, NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI Jaisee ho..!!!!!! Boy 2 Girl.. hamein to apno ne loota ghairoon me kahan dum tha, meri kishti waha dubi jahaan paani kam tha, Girl 2 boy… tum [...]

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7Jan/080

Sexy Adult SMS Messages

If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs between ur 2 legs don’t think u r a superman someone is F**king u Ah ohh ah ohh nahi nahi uff , nahi ah ah ah ah; plz dont nahi nahi nahi aaaah aah aah aah [...]

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6Jan/080

Adult Funny SMS Messages

Are these your eyes, I found them between my breasts! Hello!Im a little alien called Kan.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb! I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.She teased me till i got an ERICKSON.sucked me till [...]

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6Jan/080

Adult sexy SMS Messages

When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose. Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, [...]

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6Jan/080

English Adult SMS Messages

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine! How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a [...]

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5Jan/080

Funny Adult SMS Messages

The most difficult golf course in the world is… “Women Hole” any style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you can never get your balls in…!!! fanta piyo, pepsi piyo, marinda piyo coke piyo, dew piyo, pani piyo,piyo aur piyo kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main [...]

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5Jan/080

Adult SMS Messages

I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day! Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too, then you my friend will be THE MAN!! A man wanted 2 get married, [...]

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5Jan/080

Funny Adult SMS Messages

Aandu, pandu & gandu teen dost hote hain. 1st aandu jo randiyoon ka chokidaar tha. 2nd pandu jo randiyoon ka dallal tha. or 3rd wo jo mera sms phadraha hai choos lo na chosnay k liya tu hai tum bhi chosva laina main bhi choos don ge plz plz plz plz chooslo yeh lolly pop [...]

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