Girls & Boys Cool SMS
Girl:It’s 2 tight, Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal:It’s painful, Boy:Forget it,We’ll buy new WEDDING RING! Boy: ye raaten, ye hawaen, ye chandni, ye ghataen, ye nadiyan, ye kinare…. Girl: Oye pyaar kar raha hai ki weather forecastin? Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi, Ladka awaz deta hai, ae [...]
Boys & Girls Cool SMS
Ladkiyon ke college main strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the.. Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya…HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO…. Girlfriend : will u love me after marriage also? Boyfriend : this depends on your husband,if he allows me, I will…… After a deep and passionate kiss the girl said: kiss me [...]
Girls N Boys SMS
What is the Difference b/w Problem And Talent? .. .. 2 Boys Love 1 girl = Problem 1 Boy Loves 2 Girls = Talent BOY: Bus, Train aur Ladki ek aise hote hai. Ek jaati hai…. doosri aa jaati hai GIRL: Auto, Taxi aur Ladke ek jaise hote hai. Ek ko bulao…. 4 aate hai. [...]
Boys & Girls SMS
boy-utaro na, girl-nahi… boy-jaldi utaro na, girl-nahi koi dekh lega.. boy-nahi dekhega utaro na..nakal karne me sharmaogi to pass kaise hogi… Kaatal Karna Hai Toh Khangar Sey Karoo Talwaar Mein Kya Rakha Hai , Pyar Karna Hai Toh Khuda Sey Karoo Lardkiyon Mein Kya Rakha Hai…:) Boy: Mujhse shaaadi karogi..? .. Girl: Kia? .. Boy: [...]
Young Boys & Girls SMS
Boy: Woh kaunsi jaga hai jahan Aurat or mard k baal ghungriyalay hotay hain?Girl: Toba toba kitna ganda sochtey ho Boy: Woh jaga hai .. .. .. .. Aree Westindies.. A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher “kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote hain”? teacher nahin kabhi nahin ” boy said to [...]
Funny Text SMS
Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don’t forget. At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my [...]
Adult Love SMS Messages
Love is a Gambling, Don’t play with it Guys get fun, Girls get blame 10 minutes of fun, 9 months of pain Then a baby comes out without any name. Enjoy it or think it before you do it. A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum A Kiss isn’t a Kiss without some tongue [...]
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School- a place where papa pays & son plays life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur life so tht you can die rich nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree When I [...]
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