Nov 05

Jokes SMS Messages

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  1. Asman per jitna sitara hai! wa wa
    Ankhoo me jitna ishara hai! wa wa
    Samandar ka jina kinara hai! wa wa
    utne screw dhela tumhara hai! ab bolo wa wa More!!!
  2. This iz Crime Story.. Five Elived in a Room, Namely.. MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY. One Day SOMEBODY Killed NOBODY. At that Time BRAIN was in Bathroom, MAD Called Police.. MAD: Iz it Police Station..?? Police: Yes, What iz the Matter..?? MAD: SOMEBODY Killed NOBODY. Police: Are You MAD..?? MAD: Yes, I’m MAD. Police: Don’t You have BRAIN. MAD: BRAIN iz in Bathroom.. Police: You FOOL… MAD: No, FOOL iz Reading This SMS.. ; )
  3. A boy and a girl play ludo. Boy agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya to i will kiss u.
    Girl- what? Accha ..Agar 6 aya to.
    Boy- Kabhi ludo nahi khela kya, 6 aiya to phir se meri bari….
  4. Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna…. ullo ko raat,;-( Dentist ko daant,:-D gadhe ko laat,:-p gharib ko gaddi,B-) kuttay ko haddi aur Nange ko chaddi.Ha ha

    5. Aik Bihkari Ne Ghar Ke Bahir Se Awaaz Lagai:
    Babu Jee Roti Milay Gi…
    Andar Se Awaz Aai:
    ” Biwi Ghar Per Nhi Hai”
    Bihkari:
    Me Ne Roti Mangi Hai “Chummi” Nhi..

    1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha
    Kisi Ne Poocha
    “Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?”
    Pathan: :”O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na

    Judge Said To Pathan:
    Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
    Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai…
    Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon …?

    Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar
    Electricity Nahi Hoti To
    Kya Hota?
    Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar,
    Hume Candle Light Me T.V
    Dekhna Padta :-)

Jokes SMS
Jan 08

Adult Sexy SMS Messages

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  1. MADAM said to a naughty boy!
    Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht,
    NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI
    Jaisee ho..!!!!!!
  2. Boy 2 Girl..
    hamein to apno ne loota ghairoon me kahan dum tha, meri kishti waha dubi jahaan
    paani kam tha,
    Girl 2 boy…
    tum to they hi gaandu teri gaand mei kahaan dam thaa, wahaan kiyaa maa chudaaney
    gaye they jahaan paani kam thaa…
  3. ek pathan bike rok kar helmit kujha raha tha.ek admi bola helmit to
    utaro.pathan bola tumhara gand mai kahrish hota hay to tum shalwar utar ta hay
    kia ?
  4. Door village main aik basti thi, jahan per randian sasti thi, gand
    main un ke itni masti thi, jitna chodo hasti thi, tum kyon itna haste ho kya is
    hi village main baste ho ?
  5. choot nay kaha land chud janay kay bad kaysay sehem kay beth gaey
    matlab nikal janay kay bad
  6. ati thie jati thie hasti thie hasa thie baghti thie baghjati thie
    dekhti thie muskurati thie aj pata chala sali cutya banati thie
  7. Palat kar dekh haseena sene main hum bhie dum rakhtay hain aghar tum
    apnay BRA may do (.) (.) takhti ho to hum bhie apni chaddi main aik gun rakhtay
    hain
  8. Wah Ooo Sajan Asan Teiku bhandey ni sey..
    Nal dey hamsey haan door rahnde ni sey..
    Aaa Weinse tey chumi chatta ker ghinsoun
    Na tey yeiku yahnde ni sey..
  9. In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a Girl. what is nitrate?
    Girl(sharma k) sir,night rate Rs1500/ hotel k bhi aap pay karo gay
  10. Bra kholi to “shakalaka bumbum”… chaddi kholi to “khul ja
    simsim”… andar dala to “kya masti kya dhum”… aur bahar aya to “tay tay
    fish”. Maal zabrdast hai .. !!
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