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9Jan/080

Hindi Sexy SMS Messages

Qus: Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA. A:VAGINA b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors! Q: Wats d definition of a ‘lesbian?’ A: Just another damn Woman….. tryin 2 do a man’s job!!!. “HONEYMOON” H-hawas mita do O-or chuso N-nanga karke E-ek hi jhatke mein Y-yeh gaya M-mar dala [...]

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7Jan/080

Hindi Adult SMS

Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration? A peach is a peach,a plum [...]

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6Jan/080

Adult Funny SMS Messages

Are these your eyes, I found them between my breasts! Hello!Im a little alien called Kan.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb! I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.She teased me till i got an ERICKSON.sucked me till [...]

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6Jan/080

Adult sexy SMS Messages

When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose. Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, [...]

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5Jan/080

Funny Adult SMS Messages

The most difficult golf course in the world is… “Women Hole” any style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you can never get your balls in…!!! fanta piyo, pepsi piyo, marinda piyo coke piyo, dew piyo, pani piyo,piyo aur piyo kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main [...]

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