Oct 23

Hindi Dasshara SMS

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  1. Maa Ki Jyoti Se Noor Milta Hai.
    Sabke Dilon Ko Surur Milta Hai.
    Jo Bhi Jata Hai Mata Ke Dwar,
    Usse Kuch Na Kuch Zaroor Milta Hai.
  2. Khushiyan aapki kabhi kam na ho
    Daman mein aapke koi kanta na ho
    Jab bhi koi musibat aaye
    Toh Maa Durga aapke saath ho
    *Haapy Durga Puja*
  3. ****************************** ram raj me doodh mile, rawan raj me ghee. manmohan raj me “daru” mile jhoom..jhoom ke peeeeeeeeeeee. *************happy 10hara..***************************************
  4. ram ji to acche the hi par rawanji bhi bure nahi the.. ye din to achha jaye hi lekin purane din bhi bure nahi the… ‘HAPPY DASSARA’
  5. burai par acchai ki jeet ! dussehra lata hai ek ummed.. Ravan ki tarah hamare dukhon ka ant ho….ek nai shuruat ho ek naye savere k saath…
Dussehra SMS
Oct 22

Funny DUSSEHRA SMS

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  1. Samay Ki Kami Ke Karan Hum Is Saal
    \”Dashare Ka Chanda Mobile
    Se Le Rahe Hain.Atah Aap Se
    Anurodh Hai,
    Ki Turant Is No.
    Par101 Ka Bal.Dalwa De
  2. Everyday Sun Rise To Give Us A Message That Darkness
    Will Always Be Beaten By Light.
    Let Us Follow The Same
    Natural Rule And Enjoy The
    Festival Of Good Defeats
    Evil.Happy Dashhara
  3. HaPpY DUSSEHRA Ravan Jalao Burai ko aag lagao Acchai ko apnao Khub pio,khub kaho rat ko so jao.
  4. ,:*”*.,, ,:*”*;,
    *;96,*; *;96,*;
    }{ }{ _}{_ __}{__
    This jammi is 4 u nd ur family .
    Happy dasara seasons
  5. ram raj me doodh mile,
    rawan raj me ghee.
    manmohan raj me “daru”
    mile jhoom..jhoom ke peeeeeeeeeeee.
    *************happy 10hara..****************
    ***********************
  6. HAPPY DASSEHRA TO ALL. MAY SHRI RAMJI GIVES U ALL HAPPINESS AND LOVE TO UR FAMILY. KABHI KISI BHI LADKI PAR BURI NAZAR MAT DALO, HAR LADKI MEIN MAA HOTI HAI. AUR HUME KABHI MAA KO BURI NAZAR SE NAHI DEKHNA CHAHIYE.
    HAPPY DUSSEHRA
  7. Deadly ____ aisi konasi baat hai jo RAWAN akale kar shakta hai par RAM NAHI— ANSWER GROUP DISCUSSION–! G M HAPPY DUSHEHARA
  8. May Dis Dushera,Light up 4U.The Hopes of Happy Times & Dreams 4a Year Full of Smiles. WISH U HAPPY DUSHERA.
  9. ravan ke das sir dekhke mera dost bola ki yeh apne dus siron ka bhar kasain uttha leta hain hum to ek ka bhi nahi uttha pate me says sachin tenshion hi itni thi unke pass ki das siron ka sahara lena pada
Dussehra SMS
Jan 07

Urdu Adult SMS

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  1. 4 facts
    mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain
    snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do.
    doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati
    pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain
  2. Amitabh bachan in KBC
    Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee
    What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?
    Option 1 : White
    Option 2 : Grey
    Option 3 : Black
    Option 4 : Blue
    Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?
  3. Oorat k Doodh k 5 faide
    1. Boil nhi karna parta
    2. Kharab nhi hota
    3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
    4. Dil kash packing main
    5. Aik k saath dusra FREE
  4. Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team ban antakshari khelne ke liye.
    Girls : Hum tumhe hara ke dikhayenge!
    Boys : Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
  5. Pehlay kiss karo..
    Phir shirt utaro..
    Phir fuck karo..
    Kitna asan hai sex karna !!
  6. aik MUMAY nay dosray MUMAY se pocha…….
    Larai nichli gali main hoti hai
    Pakray hum jatay hain…!!!
  7. Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamanna hai nazaroon ki, Bas aap jaisa dost mil jaye
    MAA CHOD DAIN GEY SAROON KI.
  8. imtehan main aik larki nay teacher se kaha kay main nakal mar loon ?
    teacher nay kaha tum naqal maroo per hum tu asal hi marain gay.
    Submitted By: Hassan,
  9. conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!
    lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!
    conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?
  10. ferrari asked foxi : tumhari ankhain kyun bahar nikli hue hain ?
    foxi replied :agar tumhara engine tumhare gand main laga dain tu tumhari ankhain bhee bahar nikal aayain gi.
Adult SMS
Jan 05

Funny Adult SMS Messages

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  1. Aandu, pandu & gandu teen dost hote hain.
    1st aandu jo randiyoon ka chokidaar tha.
    2nd pandu jo randiyoon ka dallal tha.
    or 3rd wo jo mera sms phadraha hai
  2. choos lo na
    chosnay k liya tu hai
    tum bhi chosva laina
    main bhi choos don ge
    plz
    plz
    plz
    plz
    chooslo
    yeh lolly pop
  3. Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
    Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
    Teacher : Kyon?
    Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
  4. When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores u, then go and sit in the corner close ur eyes and think Bhanchod Akhir Chakar kya hai?
  5. When I went to the Madras,
    I fucked a lady on the grass…When I insert inch One,
    She says its none…When I insert inch Two
    She says its few…

    When I insert inch Three,
    She says its free…

    When I insert inch Four,
    She says its i want more…

    When I insert inch Five,
    She says its just like a knife…

    When I insert inch Six,
    She says its fix…

    When I insert inch Seven,
    She says i m feeling in a heaven…

    When I insert inch Eight,
    She says its great…

    When I insert inch Nine,
    She says its hole of mine…

    When I insert inch Ten,
    She says are you a donkey or a man…

  6. Aurat or chayee may char qualities dekhoTayz ho..Garam ho..

    Doodh Ziyadaa ho..

    Jo raat ko sonay naa dey..

  7. Boy to Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kia hai ?
    Girl : Meri dono tango kay darmian main aik lakeer hai.
    Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kiay hai ?
    Boy : Lakeer ka faqeer.
  8. all couple have different phases of sex life, age: 20 din raat, age: 28 roz raat,
    age: 38 jume-e-raat, age: 48 eid shabraat, age: 58 only JAZBAAT…
Adult SMS