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Men’s “F” Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND NEXT….! 7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 smiles =1 meeting 7meetings= 1 kiss 7 kisses= 1 proposal 7 Proposals=1 marriage and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems Women r like internet virus 1st they enter ur [...]
Hindi Sexy SMS Messages
Qus: Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA. A:VAGINA b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors! Q: Wats d definition of a ‘lesbian?’ A: Just another damn Woman….. tryin 2 do a man’s job!!!. “HONEYMOON” H-hawas mita do O-or chuso N-nanga karke E-ek hi jhatke mein Y-yeh gaya M-mar dala [...]
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Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away, Just dail 115 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi Monl: Lakin keun Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain Girl and boy [...]
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A woman married a one legged man. She wrote to her mother: “My husband only has ONE FOOT”. Her Mother replied: “You are lucky, your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES” how is sex related to maths?..add two person and a bed..substract cloths..divide the legs..multiply the strokes..and the result is satisfucktion..!aha!!! 1 bandariya ka 1 naya [...]
Urdu Adult SMS
4 facts mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do. doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain Amitabh bachan in KBC Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Option 1 [...]
Funny Adult SMS Messages
The most difficult golf course in the world is… “Women Hole” any style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you can never get your balls in…!!! fanta piyo, pepsi piyo, marinda piyo coke piyo, dew piyo, pani piyo,piyo aur piyo kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main [...]
Adult SMS Messages
I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day! Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too, then you my friend will be THE MAN!! A man wanted 2 get married, [...]
Funny Adult SMS Messages
Aandu, pandu & gandu teen dost hote hain. 1st aandu jo randiyoon ka chokidaar tha. 2nd pandu jo randiyoon ka dallal tha. or 3rd wo jo mera sms phadraha hai choos lo na chosnay k liya tu hai tum bhi chosva laina main bhi choos don ge plz plz plz plz chooslo yeh lolly pop [...]
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