Jan 08
- A woman married
a one legged man.
She wrote to her
mother:
“My husband only has
ONE FOOT”.
Her Mother
replied:
“You are lucky,
your papa has
ONLY 5 INCHES” - how is sex related to maths?..add two person and a bed..substract
cloths..divide the legs..multiply the strokes..and the result is
satisfucktion..!aha!!! - 1 bandariya ka 1 naya bacha hua jis sey woh bohat pyar karney lagi
yeh dekh kar bara bacha jelous honey laga aik raat uss ney apni maa kee chest
par zehar laga diya suba dekha to baap mara para tha. - Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in
vibration mode.
Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.
Girl: Just recharge the battery. - A gud friend is like a gud bra… hard 2 find- comfortable-
supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur
heart! - pahlay tu jati thi cheel choot main
aab urti phirti hay cheel choot main
cheel nay dakhi akk jheel choot main
jheel may naha raha tha shakeel choot main
shakeel nay kar di apeel choot main
haqoomat nay bhaaj dia wakeel choot main
wakeel nay day di dalil choot main
haqoomat nay laga di seel choot main
abb nahi jati keel choot main.. - o o jane jana ladkion ka mein dewana sapno mein roz aae khood ko
mujh se choodwana sanam - Pehle usne chunni utaari Phir Kameez phir undershirt or phir bra utara aur
aakhir main .. salvaar bhi utar di.Phir?
Phir kiya kaproon wali taar khaali ho gayi…
- 2 men went to fuck a girl.
1st came out after fucking a girl n said…
”My wife is better”
2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said…
”U were right, your wife is better.. - Feelings of girls after exam & Sex..
kitna lamba tha.kash thoda time aur mil jata.
Pahele kitna darr lag raha tha na.Pta hi nahi Lga kab ho gya.mera to shoot gya tha thoda.3 ghnte mujhe to saans hi nahi aayi.
saari raat nahi soyi.Pata nahi ajeeb sa dalte hain.
Aage se soch smjh kar tyari se dungi.
