Jan 08

Adult Sexy SMS Messages

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  1. MADAM said to a naughty boy!
    Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht,
    NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI
    Jaisee ho..!!!!!!
  2. Boy 2 Girl..
    hamein to apno ne loota ghairoon me kahan dum tha, meri kishti waha dubi jahaan
    paani kam tha,
    Girl 2 boy…
    tum to they hi gaandu teri gaand mei kahaan dam thaa, wahaan kiyaa maa chudaaney
    gaye they jahaan paani kam thaa…
  3. ek pathan bike rok kar helmit kujha raha tha.ek admi bola helmit to
    utaro.pathan bola tumhara gand mai kahrish hota hay to tum shalwar utar ta hay
    kia ?
  4. Door village main aik basti thi, jahan per randian sasti thi, gand
    main un ke itni masti thi, jitna chodo hasti thi, tum kyon itna haste ho kya is
    hi village main baste ho ?
  5. choot nay kaha land chud janay kay bad kaysay sehem kay beth gaey
    matlab nikal janay kay bad
  6. ati thie jati thie hasti thie hasa thie baghti thie baghjati thie
    dekhti thie muskurati thie aj pata chala sali cutya banati thie
  7. Palat kar dekh haseena sene main hum bhie dum rakhtay hain aghar tum
    apnay BRA may do (.) (.) takhti ho to hum bhie apni chaddi main aik gun rakhtay
    hain
  8. Wah Ooo Sajan Asan Teiku bhandey ni sey..
    Nal dey hamsey haan door rahnde ni sey..
    Aaa Weinse tey chumi chatta ker ghinsoun
    Na tey yeiku yahnde ni sey..
  9. In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a Girl. what is nitrate?
    Girl(sharma k) sir,night rate Rs1500/ hotel k bhi aap pay karo gay
  10. Bra kholi to “shakalaka bumbum”… chaddi kholi to “khul ja
    simsim”… andar dala to “kya masti kya dhum”… aur bahar aya to “tay tay
    fish”. Maal zabrdast hai .. !!
Adult SMS
Jan 07

Sexy Adult SMS Messages

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  1. If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs
    between ur 2 legs don’t think u r a superman someone is F**king u
  2. Ah ohh ah ohh

    nahi nahi
    uff ,
    nahi

    ah ah ah ah;

    plz dont
    nahi nahi nahi

    aaaah aah aah aah
    uff uff uff uff
    bus

    ah nahi oie

    oie nahi

    ah ah

    ah

    aby kyo chekh raha ha mobile gand main lay lia ha kya..

  3. Boy to girl : tum gaana boaht acha gaati ho
    Girl to boy : nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hon
    Boy : to phir bolao na kabi mehfil jamain ge
  4. Wo mangti the mein deta na tha,
    jawab us k sawaloo ka.

    Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya,
    hath se phool gulab ka.

    Wo kehti thi bara maza ata hay
    jab under jata hay,
    kano mein ik ik lafz janab ka.

  5. Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
    Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
    Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
    Boy : Aur lo gee.
    Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
  6. Tujhe dekhker aksar
    Aajate hain mujhe chakker
    Samajh nahin aata mujhe
    Tum moannis ho ya muzakker
  7. 1 Person : Season Offer
    Aik rupey ki do
    Sardar : kya bhi kya
    1 Person : Gand pe laat
  8. Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?
    Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } .. Ab aisee hai { } .. Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon.
  9. Did u know meaning of WOMEN?
    “W”ant
    “O”ne
    “M”an for
    “E”very
    “N”ight
  10. Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
    kyun latka hua ye kela hai
    dil kal bhi mera akela tha
    lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
    ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
    hum kitni bar naha bethe
    din men panch bar naha bethe

    Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai

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