Jan 09

Sexy Funny SMS Messages

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  1. Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away,
    Just dail 115 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho
  2. Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
    Monl: Lakin keun
    Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
    Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain
  3. Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and
    water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy asid: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander
    jayega.
  4. 3 gushtian apas men apni khuwahshien bol rahi thi… pehli gashti:
    mere 2 husband hon jo saari raat lagain… doosri gashti: mere 4 husband hon jo
    din raat ki shift lagain….teesri gashti: mera ek hee shohar ho uska chhota sa
    lund ho us se mera ek cute beta ho jp bada ho kar cricketer baney jab worldcup
    ka final ho last ball per 2 runs ki zarurat ho aur wo out hojaye aur 16 crore
    awam kahey teri MAA ko Lun…………..
  5. 4 road signs which stands in front of a womans vagina….
    1)Caution-dark tunnel. 2)Drive carefully-road wet n slippery. 3)Go slow.4) Men
    at work
  6. Ek boy ek girl ko jaldi-jaldi chod rahaTha,GRL boli itni jaldi kya hai, boy bola
    kahi tumhara boy frnd na aa jaye,GRL muskura karBoli wo to SMS pad rahaHai.
  7. Sardar wid Grandson.Late nite Shouts,”I need a Girl,I hv an
    Erection!” Gson says,”1st its 2 Late,2nd ur 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holdin is
    mine”
  8. Richman to poorman- “How-come ur penis so big? Poorman-replied:
    “B’coz in my childhood i had no other toys to play”!!!
  9. Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki….
    “Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam,
    Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
    2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai.
  10. During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!”Boy:
    “Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No,when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network
Adult SMS
Jan 08

Funny Sexy SMS Messages

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  1. A woman married
    a one legged man.
    She wrote to her
    mother:
    “My husband only has
    ONE FOOT”.
    Her Mother
    replied:
    “You are lucky,
    your papa has
    ONLY 5 INCHES”
  2. how is sex related to maths?..add two person and a bed..substract
    cloths..divide the legs..multiply the strokes..and the result is
    satisfucktion..!aha!!!
  3. 1 bandariya ka 1 naya bacha hua jis sey woh bohat pyar karney lagi
    yeh dekh kar bara bacha jelous honey laga aik raat uss ney apni maa kee chest
    par zehar laga diya suba dekha to baap mara para tha.
  4. Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in
    vibration mode.
    Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.
    Girl: Just recharge the battery.
  5. A gud friend is like a gud bra… hard 2 find- comfortable-
    supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur
    heart!
  6. pahlay tu jati thi cheel choot main
    aab urti phirti hay cheel choot main
    cheel nay dakhi akk jheel choot main
    jheel may naha raha tha shakeel choot main
    shakeel nay kar di apeel choot main
    haqoomat nay bhaaj dia wakeel choot main
    wakeel nay day di dalil choot main
    haqoomat nay laga di seel choot main
    abb nahi jati keel choot main..
  7. o o jane jana ladkion ka mein dewana sapno mein roz aae khood ko
    mujh se choodwana sanam
  8. Pehle usne chunni utaari Phir Kameez phir undershirt or phir bra utara aur
    aakhir main .. salvaar bhi utar di.

    Phir?

    Phir kiya kaproon wali taar khaali ho gayi…

  9. 2 men went to fuck a girl.
    1st came out after fucking a girl n said…
    ”My wife is better”
    2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said…
    ”U were right, your wife is better..
  10. Feelings of girls after exam & Sex..

    kitna lamba tha.kash thoda time aur mil jata.
    Pahele kitna darr lag raha tha na.Pta hi nahi Lga kab ho gya.

    mera to shoot gya tha thoda.3 ghnte mujhe to saans hi nahi aayi.

    saari raat nahi soyi.Pata nahi ajeeb sa dalte hain.

    Aage se soch smjh kar tyari se dungi.

Adult SMS
Jan 07

Urdu Adult SMS

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  1. 4 facts
    mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain
    snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do.
    doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati
    pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain
  2. Amitabh bachan in KBC
    Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee
    What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?
    Option 1 : White
    Option 2 : Grey
    Option 3 : Black
    Option 4 : Blue
    Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?
  3. Oorat k Doodh k 5 faide
    1. Boil nhi karna parta
    2. Kharab nhi hota
    3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
    4. Dil kash packing main
    5. Aik k saath dusra FREE
  4. Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team ban antakshari khelne ke liye.
    Girls : Hum tumhe hara ke dikhayenge!
    Boys : Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
  5. Pehlay kiss karo..
    Phir shirt utaro..
    Phir fuck karo..
    Kitna asan hai sex karna !!
  6. aik MUMAY nay dosray MUMAY se pocha…….
    Larai nichli gali main hoti hai
    Pakray hum jatay hain…!!!
  7. Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamanna hai nazaroon ki, Bas aap jaisa dost mil jaye
    MAA CHOD DAIN GEY SAROON KI.
  8. imtehan main aik larki nay teacher se kaha kay main nakal mar loon ?
    teacher nay kaha tum naqal maroo per hum tu asal hi marain gay.
    Submitted By: Hassan,
  9. conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!
    lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!
    conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?
  10. ferrari asked foxi : tumhari ankhain kyun bahar nikli hue hain ?
    foxi replied :agar tumhara engine tumhare gand main laga dain tu tumhari ankhain bhee bahar nikal aayain gi.
Adult SMS
Jan 05

Adult SMS Messages

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  1. I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day!
  2. Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too, then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
  3. A man wanted 2 get married, He had a choice of 3 women. 1st woz a rich dcotor,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute. WHO DID HE PICK? The 1 wid big tits!
  4. 3 sach
    gareeb or mama hamesha pakda jata hain
    masla or lun kahin bi khada ho sakta hian
    kismat or gand kahin bi khul sakti ha
    yad rakhna
  5. 3 Facts of Life:
    Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
    Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
    Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
  6. Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI
    (ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE
    TRUE)..
  7. Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when
    the music stops.
  8. Man: Kiss Karun?
    Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
    Man: Boob dabaun.?
    Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
    Man: Fuck?
    Gal: Period me hun.?
    Man: Don’t say loose motions hai.
  9. Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai,
    Hum Bichhde Hue Ko Milate Hai,
    In Short Hum Bra Banate Hain.
  10. SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER
    Send your girlfriend to me and win a baby
    HURRY UP
    First ten will get twins
Adult SMS
Jan 05

Funny Adult SMS Messages

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  1. Aandu, pandu & gandu teen dost hote hain.
    1st aandu jo randiyoon ka chokidaar tha.
    2nd pandu jo randiyoon ka dallal tha.
    or 3rd wo jo mera sms phadraha hai
  2. choos lo na
    chosnay k liya tu hai
    tum bhi chosva laina
    main bhi choos don ge
    plz
    plz
    plz
    plz
    chooslo
    yeh lolly pop
  3. Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
    Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
    Teacher : Kyon?
    Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
  4. When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores u, then go and sit in the corner close ur eyes and think Bhanchod Akhir Chakar kya hai?
  5. When I went to the Madras,
    I fucked a lady on the grass…When I insert inch One,
    She says its none…When I insert inch Two
    She says its few…

    When I insert inch Three,
    She says its free…

    When I insert inch Four,
    She says its i want more…

    When I insert inch Five,
    She says its just like a knife…

    When I insert inch Six,
    She says its fix…

    When I insert inch Seven,
    She says i m feeling in a heaven…

    When I insert inch Eight,
    She says its great…

    When I insert inch Nine,
    She says its hole of mine…

    When I insert inch Ten,
    She says are you a donkey or a man…

  6. Aurat or chayee may char qualities dekhoTayz ho..Garam ho..

    Doodh Ziyadaa ho..

    Jo raat ko sonay naa dey..

  7. Boy to Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kia hai ?
    Girl : Meri dono tango kay darmian main aik lakeer hai.
    Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kiay hai ?
    Boy : Lakeer ka faqeer.
  8. all couple have different phases of sex life, age: 20 din raat, age: 28 roz raat,
    age: 38 jume-e-raat, age: 48 eid shabraat, age: 58 only JAZBAAT…
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