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5Nov/080

Jokes SMS Messages

Asman per jitna sitara hai! wa wa Ankhoo me jitna ishara hai! wa wa Samandar ka jina kinara hai! wa wa utne screw dhela tumhara hai! ab bolo wa wa More!!! This iz Crime Story.. Five Elived in a Room, Namely.. MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY. One Day SOMEBODY Killed NOBODY. At that Time BRAIN [...]

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18Apr/080

Girls & Boys Cool SMS

Girl:It’s 2 tight, Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal:It’s painful, Boy:Forget it,We’ll buy new WEDDING RING! Boy: ye raaten, ye hawaen, ye chandni, ye ghataen, ye nadiyan, ye kinare…. Girl: Oye pyaar kar raha hai ki weather forecastin? Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi, Ladka awaz deta hai, ae [...]

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17Apr/080

Boys & Girls Cool SMS

Ladkiyon ke college main strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the.. Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya…HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO…. Girlfriend : will u love me after marriage also? Boyfriend : this depends on your husband,if he allows me, I will…… After a deep and passionate kiss the girl said: kiss me [...]

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17Apr/080

Boys & Girls Funny SMS

“Log kehte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi, magar wo log yeh kyon bhool jaate hain ki dhoka bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut nahi” What will a guy sing after he gets proposal from a rich girl’… ……. Think ……. ……. Think ……. Think … “Agar tum miljao ‘KAMAANA’ chodd denge hum.” [...]

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16Apr/080

Girls N Boys SMS

What is the Difference b/w Problem And Talent? .. .. 2 Boys Love 1 girl = Problem 1 Boy Loves 2 Girls = Talent BOY: Bus, Train aur Ladki ek aise hote hai. Ek jaati hai…. doosri aa jaati hai GIRL: Auto, Taxi aur Ladke ek jaise hote hai. Ek ko bulao…. 4 aate hai. [...]

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16Apr/080

Boys & Girls SMS

boy-utaro na, girl-nahi… boy-jaldi utaro na, girl-nahi koi dekh lega.. boy-nahi dekhega utaro na..nakal karne me sharmaogi to pass kaise hogi… Kaatal Karna Hai Toh Khangar Sey Karoo Talwaar Mein Kya Rakha Hai , Pyar Karna Hai Toh Khuda Sey Karoo Lardkiyon Mein Kya Rakha Hai…:) Boy: Mujhse shaaadi karogi..? .. Girl: Kia? .. Boy: [...]

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15Apr/080

Young Boys & Girls SMS

Boy: Woh kaunsi jaga hai jahan Aurat or mard k baal ghungriyalay hotay hain?Girl: Toba toba kitna ganda sochtey ho Boy: Woh jaga hai .. .. .. .. Aree Westindies.. A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher “kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote hain”? teacher nahin kabhi nahin ” boy said to [...]

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11Feb/080

Lovely Friendship Day SMS

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold. My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of 4 years….Oh how I miss my friend. Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy. Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody [...]

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21Jan/080

April Fool Funny SMS

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your… book from your bag and study.. U will be a ROSE for all TREES U will be a SMILE for all FACES U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS & U will be a BROHTER [...]

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21Jan/080

April Fool Cool SMS

I Miss you a Lot Dear…. SENDER: Aishwarya Rai +919542496632 Message centre: +919540099996 ” Don’t get excited. She sent It to me.” Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!! If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that [...]

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