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19Jan/080

Funny Smart SMS

kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain . . kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain . . . Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain…….. . . . . . abbay aapna mobile charge……… God created the universe, then he took some rest, he created the man then again he took some rest [...]

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17Jan/080

Funny Text SMS

Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don’t forget. At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my [...]

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16Jan/080

Funny Messages

REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST 2 HOURS EVERYDAY AFTER NAMAZ OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE & U WILL B A MILLIONAIRE WITHIN FEW MONTHS”Allah k naam pay day day baba” This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be [...]

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15Jan/080

Cool Funny SMS Messages

Friends r like mirrors they are our reflection you r damn lucky I look good !!!! Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua…. Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai sharab samaj ka 1 dushman hai, Aoao milke kasam khaye, is dushman ko khatam karen gay. ek botal [...]

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9Jan/080

Adult Love SMS Messages

Love is a Gambling, Don’t play with it Guys get fun, Girls get blame 10 minutes of fun, 9 months of pain Then a baby comes out without any name. Enjoy it or think it before you do it. A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum A Kiss isn’t a Kiss without some tongue [...]

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9Jan/080

Sexy Funny SMS Messages

Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away, Just dail 115 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi Monl: Lakin keun Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain Girl and boy [...]

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8Jan/080

Adult Jokes SMS Messages

“Tendulker” Having Sex With “Malika” Malika:Tumhari LuLi par tu AIDS Likha Hai; Tendulker:MAA ki LORI KHARA tu hone de “ADDIDAS likha hai Sardar holding his wife’s boobs; “jay eh thoray sakht honde tenu bra di lor nai si” Wife holds his penis; “je eh thora vada honda menu teray pra de lor nai si” host [...]

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8Jan/080

Adult Sexy SMS Messages

MADAM said to a naughty boy! Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht, NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI Jaisee ho..!!!!!! Boy 2 Girl.. hamein to apno ne loota ghairoon me kahan dum tha, meri kishti waha dubi jahaan paani kam tha, Girl 2 boy… tum [...]

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8Jan/080

Funny Sexy SMS Messages

A woman married a one legged man. She wrote to her mother: “My husband only has ONE FOOT”. Her Mother replied: “You are lucky, your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES” how is sex related to maths?..add two person and a bed..substract cloths..divide the legs..multiply the strokes..and the result is satisfucktion..!aha!!! 1 bandariya ka 1 naya [...]

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7Jan/080

Friendship SMS Messages

Discovery is till you dream, Hope is till you believe, Love is till you care, Friendship is till you share!All the keys are with you!! Dosti k vade ko uhi nibhate rhenge, Hum har waqt apko uhi state rhenge, Mar bhi gye to kya gum, Hum ansu bankar aapki ankho me aate rhenge I dropped [...]

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