Funny Cool Smart SMS Messages
BEAUTIFOOL, WONDERFOOL, N COLORFOOL Amongst all fools, happy fools day Last night I Got a severe Head pain… I went to the Doctor … He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person… I have been waiting all day, and no phone nothing. Had I done this, imagine [...]
April Fool SMS Messages
U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U R the one who is CUTE and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS. A – U r Attractive B – U r the Best C – U r Cute D – U r Dear 2 Me E [...]
Funny Text SMS
Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don’t forget. At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my [...]
Happy Birthday SMS Messages
Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday. A prayer: 2 bless ur way A wish : 2 lighten ur moments A cheer: 2 perfect ur day A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY It [...]
ASCII Text SMS Messages
/)/) I HAVE =(‘;’)= YOU ,,(“),(“),, DEAR! . + . * . * . + *. Good one + + . * Night . *. + . * + . * . ()() – - (Y) m m ()() o o (Y) m m /)/) would like =(‘;’)= you me ,,,(“)(“),,,, Beep, beep (“< [...]
Friendship SMS Messages
Discovery is till you dream, Hope is till you believe, Love is till you care, Friendship is till you share!All the keys are with you!! Dosti k vade ko uhi nibhate rhenge, Hum har waqt apko uhi state rhenge, Mar bhi gye to kya gum, Hum ansu bankar aapki ankho me aate rhenge I dropped [...]
Flirt SMS Messages
Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror. The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it [...]
Adult Funny SMS Messages
Are these your eyes, I found them between my breasts! Hello!Im a little alien called Kan.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb! I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.She teased me till i got an ERICKSON.sucked me till [...]