Jan 09

Hindi Sexy SMS Messages

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  1. Qus: Who is senior,
    PENIS or VAGINA.

    A:VAGINA
    b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!

  2. Q: Wats d definition of a ‘lesbian?’ A: Just another damn Woman…..
    tryin 2 do a man’s job!!!.
  3. “HONEYMOON”
    H-hawas mita do
    O-or chuso
    N-nanga karke
    E-ek hi jhatke mein
    Y-yeh gaya
    M-mar dala
    O-or dalo
    O-or tez
    N-ni..k..a.. l…g..a. y..a
  4. Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale
    gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat
    nahi hai, kal aayenge
  5. Ladki K Baap Ne Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha “Beta hamari Izzat Ab
    Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”
  6. On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?
    Jeeto: Dono.
    He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?
    Jeeto: Ji Hui.
    Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
    Jeeto: Ji.
    Santa: Yeh erect hai!
  7. Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai,
    Mil jaaye chodne ko to inkar kis ko hai,
    Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai . . .
  8. Aayi thi diwali,
    shuru Hui thand,
    sikudi thi chut,
    akade the lund

    Aa gai holi,
    chali gai thand,
    khul gayi chut,
    latak Gaye lund

  9. Modern medicines: Fucknostat, Sexprazole, Sucksproxyvon, Hugglofnac,
    Kisstopache, Spermicidin, Breastajin, Ejaculatomol, Vaginalgin, Penisciloc,
    Orgasmofen.
  10. Similarity between Viagra & Rail reservation counter? Both make you
    stand for 1 hour for a 2 minute job…
Adult SMS
Jan 07

Hindi Adult SMS

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  1. Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna
    maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega :P
  2. Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a
    woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a
    demonstration?
  3. A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain’t a kiss without some tongue.So
    open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!!
  4. A girl for First the time was handling a boy’s cock. After some time, some drops
    came out, she asked wat’s that? The boy said:Yeh Khushi ke AANSOO hai.
  5. thora sa karne do
    Plz thora sa karne do
    kisi ko pati nahi chale ga
    bus thora sa karne do
    aik chota sa sms
  6. Niple niple little star …can i suck you in my car …up above the breast so
    have…always milky never dry…let me touch it never shy…in the bra it
    will be dry …
  7. sex karo daily,agar wo mil jay akali
    agar na mily akali tu pakar lo us ke sahale,
    agar na mily sahale,tu zindabad hathale,
    par sex karo daily
  8. Jo mila aurat ko mila!! Hont milay chuswany ko, Mammay milay dabwanay ko, Phuddi mili chudwanay ko. Aur apko kia mila??? LUN!!! aor wo b sirf hilaney ko??? so
    hilao…
  9. Q: What is a kiss?
    A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground
    floor.
  10. Kashte phasee bhanhwar main ab mojain hi par lagaeein gi
    Jab apne naseeb hi gandoo hon to mojain bahn yawain gi
Adult SMS