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5Nov/080

Jokes SMS Messages

Asman per jitna sitara hai! wa wa Ankhoo me jitna ishara hai! wa wa Samandar ka jina kinara hai! wa wa utne screw dhela tumhara hai! ab bolo wa wa More!!! This iz Crime Story.. Five Elived in a Room, Namely.. MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY. One Day SOMEBODY Killed NOBODY. At that Time BRAIN [...]

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17Apr/080

Boys & Girls Cool SMS

Ladkiyon ke college main strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the.. Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya…HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO…. Girlfriend : will u love me after marriage also? Boyfriend : this depends on your husband,if he allows me, I will…… After a deep and passionate kiss the girl said: kiss me [...]

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17Apr/080

Boys & Girls Funny SMS

“Log kehte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi, magar wo log yeh kyon bhool jaate hain ki dhoka bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut nahi” What will a guy sing after he gets proposal from a rich girl’… ……. Think ……. ……. Think ……. Think … “Agar tum miljao ‘KAMAANA’ chodd denge hum.” [...]

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16Apr/080

Girls N Boys SMS

What is the Difference b/w Problem And Talent? .. .. 2 Boys Love 1 girl = Problem 1 Boy Loves 2 Girls = Talent BOY: Bus, Train aur Ladki ek aise hote hai. Ek jaati hai…. doosri aa jaati hai GIRL: Auto, Taxi aur Ladke ek jaise hote hai. Ek ko bulao…. 4 aate hai. [...]

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16Apr/080

Boys & Girls SMS

boy-utaro na, girl-nahi… boy-jaldi utaro na, girl-nahi koi dekh lega.. boy-nahi dekhega utaro na..nakal karne me sharmaogi to pass kaise hogi… Kaatal Karna Hai Toh Khangar Sey Karoo Talwaar Mein Kya Rakha Hai , Pyar Karna Hai Toh Khuda Sey Karoo Lardkiyon Mein Kya Rakha Hai…:) Boy: Mujhse shaaadi karogi..? .. Girl: Kia? .. Boy: [...]

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15Apr/080

Young Boys & Girls SMS

Boy: Woh kaunsi jaga hai jahan Aurat or mard k baal ghungriyalay hotay hain?Girl: Toba toba kitna ganda sochtey ho Boy: Woh jaga hai .. .. .. .. Aree Westindies.. A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher “kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote hain”? teacher nahin kabhi nahin ” boy said to [...]

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21Jan/080

April Fool Funny SMS

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your… book from your bag and study.. U will be a ROSE for all TREES U will be a SMILE for all FACES U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS & U will be a BROHTER [...]

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19Jan/080

Funny Smart SMS

kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain . . kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain . . . Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain…….. . . . . . abbay aapna mobile charge……… God created the universe, then he took some rest, he created the man then again he took some rest [...]

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16Jan/080

Funny Messages

REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST 2 HOURS EVERYDAY AFTER NAMAZ OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE & U WILL B A MILLIONAIRE WITHIN FEW MONTHS”Allah k naam pay day day baba” This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be [...]

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9Jan/080

Adult Love SMS Messages

Love is a Gambling, Don’t play with it Guys get fun, Girls get blame 10 minutes of fun, 9 months of pain Then a baby comes out without any name. Enjoy it or think it before you do it. A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum A Kiss isn’t a Kiss without some tongue [...]

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