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9Jan/080

Sexy Funny SMS Messages

Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away, Just dail 115 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi Monl: Lakin keun Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain Girl and boy [...]

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8Jan/080

Adult Jokes SMS Messages

“Tendulker” Having Sex With “Malika” Malika:Tumhari LuLi par tu AIDS Likha Hai; Tendulker:MAA ki LORI KHARA tu hone de “ADDIDAS likha hai Sardar holding his wife’s boobs; “jay eh thoray sakht honde tenu bra di lor nai si” Wife holds his penis; “je eh thora vada honda menu teray pra de lor nai si” host [...]

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8Jan/080

Adult Sexy SMS Messages

MADAM said to a naughty boy! Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht, NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI Jaisee ho..!!!!!! Boy 2 Girl.. hamein to apno ne loota ghairoon me kahan dum tha, meri kishti waha dubi jahaan paani kam tha, Girl 2 boy… tum [...]

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7Jan/080

Friendship SMS Messages

Discovery is till you dream, Hope is till you believe, Love is till you care, Friendship is till you share!All the keys are with you!! Dosti k vade ko uhi nibhate rhenge, Hum har waqt apko uhi state rhenge, Mar bhi gye to kya gum, Hum ansu bankar aapki ankho me aate rhenge I dropped [...]

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7Jan/080

Exam SMS Messages

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai? Exams ka saya hai, exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, par inhe [...]

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7Jan/080

Double Meaning SMS Messages

ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH . BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO.. GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC.. OR………. APP KAY HATH MAY (MOBILE)……. KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY…… hold it gently,put2fingrs,if dey dnt fit,fos dem in,if de hole’s big enaf,put3, muv up&down,slowly..ooh yes.. can u fil it? dats how u wash a glass. ek lrka ek larki [...]

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7Jan/080

Hindi Adult SMS

Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration? A peach is a peach,a plum [...]

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7Jan/080

Urdu Adult SMS

4 facts mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do. doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain Amitabh bachan in KBC Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Option 1 [...]

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6Jan/080

Adult sexy SMS Messages

When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose. Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, [...]

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5Jan/080

Funny Adult SMS Messages

Aandu, pandu & gandu teen dost hote hain. 1st aandu jo randiyoon ka chokidaar tha. 2nd pandu jo randiyoon ka dallal tha. or 3rd wo jo mera sms phadraha hai choos lo na chosnay k liya tu hai tum bhi chosva laina main bhi choos don ge plz plz plz plz chooslo yeh lolly pop [...]

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