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5Feb/080

Happy Anniversary SMS

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives! That special day is here again The day we took our vows You’re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover I’m sending this bouquet of love To [...]

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2Feb/080

Valentine Day New SMS

………..TO MY………………. ………VALENTINE…………… ….I LOVE YOU SO COMPLEETLY….. ……OUR LOVE IS A DEEP……… ……..AS THE ACEAN…………. ….AS HIGH AS THE STARS…….. ………….AND…………….. ,,,,,,,,,AS SPECIAL,,,,,,,,,,,, .,.,.,.,.AS THE SKY.,.,.,.,.,.. THERES,S SO SOMETHING ABOUT VALENTINE;S DAY THAT REALLY TURNS ME ON ………….. YOU……YOU….YOU….. I LOVE YOU ON VALLENTINES DAY WITH ALL MY HEART……….. BE MINE VALLENTINE I AM [...]

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27Jan/080

Cool Valentines Day SMS

We’ve known each other, For a long long time, But I never really noticed, All the magic in your eyes, I’ve been around you, A thousand times before, And you’ve always been a friend to me, But now I’m wanting more….think about it ! Happy Valentine’s Day! Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles… [...]

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26Jan/080

Cool Valentines Day SMS Messages

But now the day of love has come, And I must cross its line, And so I ask you through this poem To be my Valentine. T-o my Valentine, with all my love, O-f whom I cannot say enough in praise,M-ay my love for you sufficient prove, Y-earning to redeem your caustic days. V-ortices within [...]

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26Jan/080

New Valentines Day SMS Messages

T-here’s richness in a love for life H-ere among the valentines, A-king and queen as man and wife: N-ot leaning towards what lust inclines; K-nowing well the needs of state Y-on regal grace alone attends, O-n which the peace, both small and great, U-ndone by doubt, alone depends. Will you be my Valentine? I know [...]

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25Jan/080

Valentines Day SMS Messages

My valentine, Why would I bring you chocolate when you are the treat. My valentine, Why would I bring you flowers when your smell is what’s sweet. My valentine, Why would I buy you a card when the words can be heard through me. My valentine, Why would I take you out some place when [...]

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23Jan/080

Funny Cool Smart SMS Messages

BEAUTIFOOL, WONDERFOOL, N COLORFOOL Amongst all fools, happy fools day Last night I Got a severe Head pain… I went to the Doctor … He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person… I have been waiting all day, and no phone nothing. Had I done this, imagine [...]

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20Jan/080

April Fool SMS Messages

U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U R the one who is CUTE and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS. A – U r Attractive B – U r the Best C – U r Cute D – U r Dear 2 Me E [...]

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20Jan/080

April Fool SMS

U are a…B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH* WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN Hi, Doing nothing?T hen Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there [...]

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19Jan/080

Funny Cool Smart SMS

1980s: Friends remember U during good times n forget u during bad times 2006: Friends remember U when SMS is free n forget u when its 1 Rupee… Main…main kutta kameena manhoos janam jala nalaik bekaar phuwer kahil bagerat besharm jahil gawar gadha Banday ko msg kyo karaha hoon Jis tarah to hotel main bartan [...]

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