Jan 09

Sexy Funny SMS Messages

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  1. Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away,
    Just dail 115 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho
  2. Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
    Monl: Lakin keun
    Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
    Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain
  3. Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and
    water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy asid: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander
    jayega.
  4. 3 gushtian apas men apni khuwahshien bol rahi thi… pehli gashti:
    mere 2 husband hon jo saari raat lagain… doosri gashti: mere 4 husband hon jo
    din raat ki shift lagain….teesri gashti: mera ek hee shohar ho uska chhota sa
    lund ho us se mera ek cute beta ho jp bada ho kar cricketer baney jab worldcup
    ka final ho last ball per 2 runs ki zarurat ho aur wo out hojaye aur 16 crore
    awam kahey teri MAA ko Lun…………..
  5. 4 road signs which stands in front of a womans vagina….
    1)Caution-dark tunnel. 2)Drive carefully-road wet n slippery. 3)Go slow.4) Men
    at work
  6. Ek boy ek girl ko jaldi-jaldi chod rahaTha,GRL boli itni jaldi kya hai, boy bola
    kahi tumhara boy frnd na aa jaye,GRL muskura karBoli wo to SMS pad rahaHai.
  7. Sardar wid Grandson.Late nite Shouts,”I need a Girl,I hv an
    Erection!” Gson says,”1st its 2 Late,2nd ur 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holdin is
    mine”
  8. Richman to poorman- “How-come ur penis so big? Poorman-replied:
    “B’coz in my childhood i had no other toys to play”!!!
  9. Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki….
    “Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam,
    Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
    2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai.
  10. During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!”Boy:
    “Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No,when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network
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Jan 08

Funny Sexy SMS Messages

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  1. A woman married
    a one legged man.
    She wrote to her
    mother:
    “My husband only has
    ONE FOOT”.
    Her Mother
    replied:
    “You are lucky,
    your papa has
    ONLY 5 INCHES”
  2. how is sex related to maths?..add two person and a bed..substract
    cloths..divide the legs..multiply the strokes..and the result is
    satisfucktion..!aha!!!
  3. 1 bandariya ka 1 naya bacha hua jis sey woh bohat pyar karney lagi
    yeh dekh kar bara bacha jelous honey laga aik raat uss ney apni maa kee chest
    par zehar laga diya suba dekha to baap mara para tha.
  4. Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in
    vibration mode.
    Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.
    Girl: Just recharge the battery.
  5. A gud friend is like a gud bra… hard 2 find- comfortable-
    supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur
    heart!
  6. pahlay tu jati thi cheel choot main
    aab urti phirti hay cheel choot main
    cheel nay dakhi akk jheel choot main
    jheel may naha raha tha shakeel choot main
    shakeel nay kar di apeel choot main
    haqoomat nay bhaaj dia wakeel choot main
    wakeel nay day di dalil choot main
    haqoomat nay laga di seel choot main
    abb nahi jati keel choot main..
  7. o o jane jana ladkion ka mein dewana sapno mein roz aae khood ko
    mujh se choodwana sanam
  8. Pehle usne chunni utaari Phir Kameez phir undershirt or phir bra utara aur
    aakhir main .. salvaar bhi utar di.

    Phir?

    Phir kiya kaproon wali taar khaali ho gayi…

  9. 2 men went to fuck a girl.
    1st came out after fucking a girl n said…
    ”My wife is better”
    2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said…
    ”U were right, your wife is better..
  10. Feelings of girls after exam & Sex..

    kitna lamba tha.kash thoda time aur mil jata.
    Pahele kitna darr lag raha tha na.Pta hi nahi Lga kab ho gya.

    mera to shoot gya tha thoda.3 ghnte mujhe to saans hi nahi aayi.

    saari raat nahi soyi.Pata nahi ajeeb sa dalte hain.

    Aage se soch smjh kar tyari se dungi.

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