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17Jan/080

Funny Text SMS

Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don’t forget. At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my [...]

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10Jan/080

ASCII SMS Messages

___ VIAGRA /,-(,) ()) < – Before (‘)// < – AFTER ()) ))))) C ‘ o #:., ‘ I HATE “”" ‘ SEX!!! )))))) C ‘ = = o #:.,-’ “”"‘ )))))) C ‘ = = = = = o #:.,-’ “”"‘ )))))) C ‘ = = = = = = = = = = [...]

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9Jan/080

Adult Love SMS Messages

Love is a Gambling, Don’t play with it Guys get fun, Girls get blame 10 minutes of fun, 9 months of pain Then a baby comes out without any name. Enjoy it or think it before you do it. A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum A Kiss isn’t a Kiss without some tongue [...]

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9Jan/080

Hindi Sexy SMS Messages

Qus: Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA. A:VAGINA b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors! Q: Wats d definition of a ‘lesbian?’ A: Just another damn Woman….. tryin 2 do a man’s job!!!. “HONEYMOON” H-hawas mita do O-or chuso N-nanga karke E-ek hi jhatke mein Y-yeh gaya M-mar dala [...]

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7Jan/080

Hindi Adult SMS

Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration? A peach is a peach,a plum [...]

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7Jan/080

Urdu Adult SMS

4 facts mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do. doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain Amitabh bachan in KBC Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Option 1 [...]

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6Jan/080

English Adult SMS Messages

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine! How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a [...]

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5Jan/080

Adult SMS Messages

I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day! Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too, then you my friend will be THE MAN!! A man wanted 2 get married, [...]

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