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6Feb/080

Good Luck SMS Messages

May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright. May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light. May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget … Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 [...]

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5Feb/080

Happy Anniversary SMS

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives! That special day is here again The day we took our vows You’re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover I’m sending this bouquet of love To [...]

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25Jan/080

Valentines Day SMS Messages

My valentine, Why would I bring you chocolate when you are the treat. My valentine, Why would I bring you flowers when your smell is what’s sweet. My valentine, Why would I buy you a card when the words can be heard through me. My valentine, Why would I take you out some place when [...]

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23Jan/080

Funny Cool Smart SMS Messages

BEAUTIFOOL, WONDERFOOL, N COLORFOOL Amongst all fools, happy fools day Last night I Got a severe Head pain… I went to the Doctor … He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person… I have been waiting all day, and no phone nothing. Had I done this, imagine [...]

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10Jan/080

English Anniversary SMS

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband). Happy Wedding Anniversary How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you [...]

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10Jan/080

Anniversary Love SMS Messages

I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover! Long after our anniversary And this greeting [...]

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9Jan/080

Sexy Funny SMS Messages

Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away, Just dail 115 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi Monl: Lakin keun Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain Girl and boy [...]

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8Jan/080

Funny Sexy SMS Messages

A woman married a one legged man. She wrote to her mother: “My husband only has ONE FOOT”. Her Mother replied: “You are lucky, your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES” how is sex related to maths?..add two person and a bed..substract cloths..divide the legs..multiply the strokes..and the result is satisfucktion..!aha!!! 1 bandariya ka 1 naya [...]

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7Jan/080

Double Meaning SMS Messages

ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH . BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO.. GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC.. OR………. APP KAY HATH MAY (MOBILE)……. KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY…… hold it gently,put2fingrs,if dey dnt fit,fos dem in,if de hole’s big enaf,put3, muv up&down,slowly..ooh yes.. can u fil it? dats how u wash a glass. ek lrka ek larki [...]

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5Jan/080

Funny Adult SMS Messages

The most difficult golf course in the world is… “Women Hole” any style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you can never get your balls in…!!! fanta piyo, pepsi piyo, marinda piyo coke piyo, dew piyo, pani piyo,piyo aur piyo kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main [...]

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