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7Feb/080

Mothers Day SMS Messages

M – For the MILLION things she gave me, O – For she’s growing OLD, T – For the TEARS she shed to save me, H – For her HEART of purest gold, E – For her EYES, with love-light shining, R – For she is always RIGHT and always be. Make for me a [...]

27Jan/080

Valentines Day SMS Messages

Every time i miss you, a star falls. So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone, its because you made me miss you too much! Be my Valentine! DREAMING of you makes my night worth while THINKING of you makes me * smile * HAVING you is the best [...]

21Jan/080

April Fool Cool SMS

I Miss you a Lot Dear…. SENDER: Aishwarya Rai +919542496632 Message centre: +919540099996 ” Don’t get excited. She sent It to me.” Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!! If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that [...]

20Jan/080

April Fool SMS

U are a…B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH* WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN Hi, Doing nothing?T hen Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there [...]

19Jan/080

Funny Cool Smart SMS

1980s: Friends remember U during good times n forget u during bad times 2006: Friends remember U when SMS is free n forget u when its 1 Rupee… Main…main kutta kameena manhoos janam jala nalaik bekaar phuwer kahil bagerat besharm jahil gawar gadha Banday ko msg kyo karaha hoon Jis tarah to hotel main bartan [...]

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18Jan/080

Funny Cool Text Messages

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT ! A – U’r Attractive B – U’r D Best C – U’r Cute D – U’r Dear 2 me E – U’r Excellent F [...]

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18Jan/080

Mobile Joke SMS

BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja saka………!!!!! Main jab us ki gali se guzra muje wo pal bhi yad tha, us ne muje phool mara gamla bhi sath tha. Roses are red, voilets are blue, donkeys [...]

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14Jan/080

Funny SMS Messages

Unite against togetherness! When I call u; 1 ring means I’m thinking of u, 2 ring means i like u, 3 means i miss u, 4 means……..pick up phone idiot aRz KiYa hAi !! DiL nAy TuMhaiN yAaD kyAa AuR sOgAya DiL NaY tUmHAiN yAaD kyAa AuR SoGaYA hAm NaY tuM kO SmS KiYa AuR [...]

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13Jan/080

Nice Decent SMS Messages

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn’t as beautiful as you. A simple “HELLO” can be so sweat…H= How r u? E= Every thing ok L= Like to c u L= love 2 hear from u O=Obviously I Miss [...]

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7Jan/080

Flirt SMS Messages

Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror. The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it [...]

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