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14Jan/080

Funny SMS Messages

Unite against togetherness! When I call u; 1 ring means I’m thinking of u, 2 ring means i like u, 3 means i miss u, 4 means……..pick up phone idiot aRz KiYa hAi !! DiL nAy TuMhaiN yAaD kyAa AuR sOgAya DiL NaY tUmHAiN yAaD kyAa AuR SoGaYA hAm NaY tuM kO SmS KiYa AuR [...]

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10Jan/080

ASCII SMS Messages

___ VIAGRA /,-(,) ()) < – Before (‘)// < – AFTER ()) ))))) C ‘ o #:., ‘ I HATE “”" ‘ SEX!!! )))))) C ‘ = = o #:.,-’ “”"‘ )))))) C ‘ = = = = = o #:.,-’ “”"‘ )))))) C ‘ = = = = = = = = = = [...]

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9Jan/080

Sexy Funny SMS Messages

Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away, Just dail 115 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi Monl: Lakin keun Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain Girl and boy [...]

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6Jan/080

Adult Funny SMS Messages

Are these your eyes, I found them between my breasts! Hello!Im a little alien called Kan.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb! I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.She teased me till i got an ERICKSON.sucked me till [...]

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6Jan/080

Adult sexy SMS Messages

When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose. Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, [...]

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5Jan/080

Adult SMS Messages

I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day! Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too, then you my friend will be THE MAN!! A man wanted 2 get married, [...]

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