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7Jan/080

Sexy Adult SMS Messages

If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs between ur 2 legs don’t think u r a superman someone is F**king u Ah ohh ah ohh nahi nahi uff , nahi ah ah ah ah; plz dont nahi nahi nahi aaaah aah aah aah [...]

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7Jan/080

Double Meaning SMS Messages

ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH . BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO.. GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC.. OR………. APP KAY HATH MAY (MOBILE)……. KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY…… hold it gently,put2fingrs,if dey dnt fit,fos dem in,if de hole’s big enaf,put3, muv up&down,slowly..ooh yes.. can u fil it? dats how u wash a glass. ek lrka ek larki [...]

5Jan/080

Adult Desi SMS Messages

Khussra wanted to join army and after medical check up the doctor said that u r rejected bcoz u dont have LUN. Khussara answered : ooyyyee tussii bandook chalwani hai ya bund marwani hai!!! It is said that inzamam don’t understand english. Once commentator asked, “Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is [...]

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