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10Jan/080

ASCII SMS Messages

___ VIAGRA /,-(,) ()) < – Before (‘)// < – AFTER ()) ))))) C ‘ o #:., ‘ I HATE “”" ‘ SEX!!! )))))) C ‘ = = o #:.,-’ “”"‘ )))))) C ‘ = = = = = o #:.,-’ “”"‘ )))))) C ‘ = = = = = = = = = = [...]

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6Jan/080

Adult sexy SMS Messages

When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose. Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, [...]

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