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17Apr/080

Boys & Girls Cool SMS

Ladkiyon ke college main strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the.. Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya…HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO…. Girlfriend : will u love me after marriage also? Boyfriend : this depends on your husband,if he allows me, I will…… After a deep and passionate kiss the girl said: kiss me [...]

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11Feb/080

Lovely Friendship Day SMS

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold. My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of 4 years….Oh how I miss my friend. Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy. Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody [...]

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21Jan/080

April Fool Cool SMS

I Miss you a Lot Dear…. SENDER: Aishwarya Rai +919542496632 Message centre: +919540099996 ” Don’t get excited. She sent It to me.” Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!! If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that [...]

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6Jan/080

Adult sexy SMS Messages

When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose. Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, [...]

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5Jan/080

Adult SMS Messages

I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day! Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too, then you my friend will be THE MAN!! A man wanted 2 get married, [...]

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