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2Dec/080

Happy Christmas and New Year 2009 SMS

I hope you have a wonderful christmas have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays ! I am dreaming of white Christmas, with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white. Happy Christmas. May [...]

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26Oct/080

Merry Christmas SMS

()”"”() ,* ( ‘o’ ) ,*** =(,,)=(“‘)<-*** (“”),,,(“”) “** Roses 4 u… MERRY CHRISTMAS to U… Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas. Have an ideal Christmas; an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions. Heap on the wood!-the wind [...]

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10Jan/080

ASCII SMS Messages

___ VIAGRA /,-(,) ()) < – Before (‘)// < – AFTER ()) ))))) C ‘ o #:., ‘ I HATE “”" ‘ SEX!!! )))))) C ‘ = = o #:.,-’ “”"‘ )))))) C ‘ = = = = = o #:.,-’ “”"‘ )))))) C ‘ = = = = = = = = = = [...]

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6Jan/080

Adult sexy SMS Messages

When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose. Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, [...]

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