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17Apr/080

Boys & Girls Funny SMS

“Log kehte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi, magar wo log yeh kyon bhool jaate hain ki dhoka bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut nahi” What will a guy sing after he gets proposal from a rich girl’… ……. Think ……. ……. Think ……. Think … “Agar tum miljao ‘KAMAANA’ chodd denge hum.” [...]

7Feb/080

Mothers Day SMS

Mother, I love you, For all that you do. I’ll kiss you and hug you, Because you love me, too. You feed me and need me, To teach you to play, So smile because I love you, On this Mother’s Day Maa hai mohabbat ka naam, Maa ko hazaron salaam, Karde fida zindagi, Aaye jo [...]

18Jan/080

Funny Cool Text Messages

Aik bandar apni ammi k pass gaya aur kaha ammi main itna budsoorat kion hon Us ki ammi nay kaha tum to kuch bhi nahi ho…… Usay dekho jo ye sms parh raha hay……. Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daagh hote, Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daagh hote, chand to tum ho hi, [...]

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12Jan/080

Cool Hindi SMS Messages

Keh Do Un ParhNe WaLo Se,Kabhi Hum Bhi ParHa Krte Thay, Jitna SyLLabus Parh Kr Wo Top Krte hain, Utna To Hum Choice Mein CHor DIya Krte Thay… Hamari life us waqt complete hoti hai Jab aap hoon aur main hoon aur hamare Chhothe chhothe pyare pyare sweet sweet Nanay Munay aur Shararti ‘SMS’ hoon [...]

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9Jan/080

Sexy Funny SMS Messages

Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away, Just dail 115 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi Monl: Lakin keun Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain Girl and boy [...]

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7Jan/080

Dream SMS Messages

Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u! If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true i woodnt b here id b wiv u.Distance is 1 thing [...]

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