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1. If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs
   between ur 2 legs don't think u r a superman someone is F**king u
2. Ah ohh ah ohh

   nahi nahi
   uff ,
   nahi

   ah ah ah ah;

   plz dont
   nahi nahi nahi

   aaaah aah aah aah
   uff uff uff uff
   bus

   ah nahi oie

   oie nahi

   ah ah

   ah

   aby kyo chekh raha ha mobile gand main lay lia ha kya..

3. Boy to girl : tum gaana boaht acha gaati ho
   Girl to boy : nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hon
   Boy : to phir bolao na kabi mehfil jamain ge
4. Wo mangti the mein deta na tha,
   jawab us k sawaloo ka.

   Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya,
   hath se phool gulab ka.

   Wo kehti thi bara maza ata hay
   jab under jata hay,
   kano mein ik ik lafz janab ka.

5. Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
   Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
   Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
   Boy : Aur lo gee.
   Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
6. Tujhe dekhker aksar
   Aajate hain mujhe chakker
   Samajh nahin aata mujhe
   Tum moannis ho ya muzakker
7. 1 Person : Season Offer
   Aik rupey ki do
   Sardar : kya bhi kya
   1 Person : Gand pe laat
8. Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?
   Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } .. Ab aisee hai { } .. Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon.
9. Did u know meaning of WOMEN?
   "W"ant
   "O"ne
   "M"an for
   "E"very
   "N"ight
10. Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
    kyun latka hua ye kela hai
    dil kal bhi mera akela tha
    lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
    ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
    hum kitni bar naha bethe
    din men panch bar naha bethe

    Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai