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1. 4 facts
   mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain
   snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do.
   doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati
   pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain
2. Amitabh bachan in KBC
   Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee
   What is the colour of your wife's underwear?
   Option 1 : White
   Option 2 : Grey
   Option 3 : Black
   Option 4 : Blue
   Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?
3. Oorat k Doodh k 5 faide
   1. Boil nhi karna parta
   2. Kharab nhi hota
   3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
   4. Dil kash packing main
   5. Aik k saath dusra FREE
4. Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team ban antakshari khelne ke liye.
   Girls : Hum tumhe hara ke dikhayenge!
   Boys : Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
5. Pehlay kiss karo..
   Phir shirt utaro..
   Phir fuck karo..
   Kitna asan hai sex karna !!
6. aik MUMAY nay dosray MUMAY se pocha.......
   Larai nichli gali main hoti hai
   Pakray hum jatay hain...!!!
7. Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamanna hai nazaroon ki, Bas aap jaisa dost mil jaye
   MAA CHOD DAIN GEY SAROON KI.
8. imtehan main aik larki nay teacher se kaha kay main nakal mar loon ?
   teacher nay kaha tum naqal maroo per hum tu asal hi marain gay.
   Submitted By: Hassan,
9. conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!
   lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!
   conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?
10. ferrari asked foxi : tumhari ankhain kyun bahar nikli hue hain ?
    foxi replied :agar tumhara engine tumhare gand main laga dain tu tumhari ankhain bhee bahar nikal aayain gi.