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Young Boys & Girls SMS

1. Boy: Woh kaunsi jaga hai jahan Aurat or mard k baal ghungriyalay hotay hain?Girl: Toba toba
2. kitna ganda sochtey ho

   Boy: Woh jaga hai

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   Aree
   Westindies..

3. A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher "kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote
   hain"? teacher nahin kabhi nahin " boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi".
4. A boy with a GIRl in BMW car
   boy: Mainne ne tumse 1 baat chuapi k I'm alreadt married..
   Girl: Oh GOD tumne to dara hi diya, Main samjhi yeh car tumhari nahi.
5. LARKI:
   mat chair larki ko paap hoga aik din to bhi kisi larki ka baap hoga
   LARKA:
   KHUDA kare Teri yeh baat sachi ho jo mujhe baap kahe woo Teri hi bachi ho
6. GIRL:MEIN TUMHARE LIYE SAB KUCH CHOR DOONGI,BOY:AMMI ABU ?GIRL:YES,

   BOY: KHANA PEENA ?

   GIRL: YES,

   BOY: APNI FRIENDS ?

   GIRL: YES,

   BOY:STAR PLUS ?

   GIRL: ZABAAN SAMBHAL KAR BAAT KAR KAMINEY

7. GIRL: KON HO TUM?
   BOY: HASRAT TUMHARI,

   GIRL: DEKHTE HO KIYA?
   BOY: SOORAT TUMHARI,

   GIRL: KARTE HO KIYA?
   BOY: POOJA TUMHARI,

   GIRL: KAAFIR HO KYA?
   BOY: AESA HI SAHI,

   GIRL:CHAHTE HO KIYA?
   BOY: MOHABBAT TUMHARI,

   GIRL: PACHTAO GAY,
   BOY: KISMAT HAMARI,

   GIRL: MARRIED HOON MEIN.
   BOY:

   "MAA KI AANKH TUMHARI"

8. Girl: if my left leg is lunch and right leg is dinner,what u like to have?
   Boy: Iam on dieting so i would like to have snacks b/w lunch and dinner...
9. 15 se 20 saal ki larki football ki tarhan hai,1 k peechay 10 loag.
   21 se 30 saal ki larki cricket ball ki tarhan hai,
   1 k paas aati hai baqi reh jate hain.
   31 se 40 saal ki larki to nahin hoti,wo aurat hoti hai jo table tennis ball ki tarhan hoti hai,
   1 kehta hai le tu rakh,
   doosra kehta hai le tu rakh!

BOY:AE BEWAFA TU NE DIL JALA DIYA.
DIL JAL KE RAAKH HO GAYA.

GIRL:TERI YE QURBANI BEKAAR NAHIN JAYEGI.

RAAKH!
IDHER BHEJ DE
"BARTAN" DHONAY KE KAAM AAYEGI.

10. Boy1:yar larki ko i love u kheny ki sab se schi jaga kon c hai?
    Boy2:Shah Faisal Masjid
    Boy1:Kyun?
    Boy2:Wahan Lrkiyon ne Chappal Nahi Pehni hoti.